Dear Katie Holmes,
It has gone too far. You are in trouble. You used to seem so sweet and cute and down to Earth, Now you're barely likeable. But it's not too late! You can still reverse the process! Get out now!! Please, for the love of all that is Holy, get out now!!!
Not only are you committing career suicide, but if you don't act soon, you're going to be shipped off to some Scientologist Reprogramming Camp. You're never going to be the same... and if you keep making those faces, your face is going to freeze that way.
Run. Run like the wind and never look back!
Somebody stop this idiot. Please.
Read his completely screwy interview with Matt Lauer here.
Read an extremely humorous, illustrated version of his completely screwy interview with Matt Lauer here.
Somewhere in the world, right at this moment, Nicole and Penelope are thanking their lucky stars.