Friday, June 24, 2005

Enough Already.

Dear Katie Holmes,

It has gone too far. You are in trouble. You used to seem so sweet and cute and down to Earth, Now you're barely likeable. But it's not too late! You can still reverse the process! Get out now!! Please, for the love of all that is Holy, get out now!!!

Not only are you committing career suicide, but if you don't act soon, you're going to be shipped off to some Scientologist Reprogramming Camp. You're never going to be the same... and if you keep making those faces, your face is going to freeze that way.

Run. Run like the wind and never look back!


Somebody stop this idiot. Please.

Read his completely screwy interview with Matt Lauer here.

Read an extremely humorous, illustrated version of his completely screwy interview with Matt Lauer here.

Somewhere in the world, right at this moment, Nicole and Penelope are thanking their lucky stars.


vhsiv said...

Hi Marnie! I'm visiting from that site that linked you.

In any case, it looks as though Tomster has cost Katie a role in the Batman sequel. Unless she's been completely brainwashed, I'm convinced they're only good for another 60 days.

***TinkerBell Flying High*** said...

I also beleive he brain washed poor Katie Holmes, she like has gave up everything for him and has started liking everything he likes. She has been in pictures and on tv and stuff,she looks so spaced out and gone, like a zombie. It's so weird. You don't see her anymore either she's not in public, he's like locked her away so people won't undo what he has done. Poor Katie run away from the crazy man!!!

Anonymous said...

"Matt. Matt, Matt, you don't even-- you're glib." sounds a little like maybe HE should be on Ritalin LOL i cant even imagine having to spend even a dinner conversations length of time with this man,i'd go insane (sigh)oh crazy scientology Tom,go back on ur meds, and leave the rest of the world alone