First of all, I'm just happy that someone exists who has a faker looking tan than I do.
And look at the look of self-importance on the friend's face. "I'm with Lindsay." Well, whatever.
Secondly, I'm not loving Hilary with the dark wig, and I hate the horse teeth (not pictured), but she has been losing weight and looking really nice lately. It's amazing how even at her worst, she still looks a trillion and a half times better than Haylie.
And lastly, do you think they could possibly have found a more unflattering angle on washed-up Idol Fantasia Barrino?