In the rare event that the hilarity factor here at Marnie's World isn't enough for you, I'd like to direct you to Flicstix, the blog of my hilarious, beautiful friend from across the pond, Felicity.
Fliss is essentially the UK's version of me (the perfect person to hold them over until I can get my permanent residency) so if you enjoy this site at all, I think you'll find hers quite funny as well. If you don't enjoy this site, then sod ya'. What are you doing here?
I didn't get this picture out of a magazine, by the way. That's Felicity, from when we got to be models for a day in London. Vain cows!!
Click here to see how our vanity once caused us to look like pumpkins!