Monday, September 19, 2005

Scary Tyler Moore

I was watching Nick at Nite last night (as only the coolest people do) and there was a commercial on for some sort of charity that featured a bunch of Nick at Nite "stars" like Dick Van Dyk, Tony Danza, Alyssa Milano, and Mary Tyler Moore (among others). To be honest, I couldn't even tell you what the commercial was for, because I was far too distracted by the grossly over-surgeried Mary Tyler Moore. I can't even explain how frightening she looks. It not only looks like she has her hair in a REALLY tight bun, (which she doesn't) but it also looks like someone greased her up with something, giving her face a really sickly silvery sort of glow. Horrid. The picture below doesn't even do it justice. What she looks like in the commercial is somewhere between that photo, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and a cat. Gross.

Who can turn the world on with her unnatural, tightly pulled, veneered smile?

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