Female First reports that my one time unhealthy obsession, Rod Stewart, had frozen his sperm "in case of problems" when trying to conceive his latest kiddie. Seeing as his fiancée, Penny, is extremely pregnant, it would appear as though there were no "problems" and that Rod's rod worked just fine. All those years of wearing skin tight pants didn't screw anything up, and it's all a-ok down below! Good for you, Rod.
Read the whole sordid tale here.
Is it wrong that the thing that bothered me most about the article was that Rod has five kids, not six?