Monday, March 13, 2006

Shunned Paris Seeks Tummy Tuck

There have been several reports in the past few days of Paris Hilton going to the Modern Institute of Plastic Surgery and Anti-Aging in search of a tummy tuck. Maybe she thinks it will get her back onto the party circuit. :-)

Anyway, people seem to be up in arms about it, but I don't really care. She can nip and tuck until the cows come home. She'll still be a Butter Face. However, there is one thing that I'd really like to know.

Why do her sweatpants have belt loops?

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