Well, folks -- it gets better. It would appear that some mega-fan has stumbled upon an old post of mine about American Idol's faux-rocker extraordinaire, Chris Daughtry. Around the time of this post, I got a record number of hits from people searching "Chris Daughtry Arrogant" which tells me I wasn't the only one who had this particular opinion. Anyhow, this particular fan brought my posting to the attention of the other loons on a particular Daughtry fan site and oh, the chaos that ensued! It's caused me to laugh myself into a quivering heap! I never realised how much insanity could be brought out by a little dissonance over an Idol contestant! Not since the Claymates have fans been so rabid! It's definitely a must-read!
First, you must go read the comments they left here.
Hilarious, right? But when Miss Thang went running back to the site (which will from here on in be known as "Dork Central") they really let loose! The original poster even said I need my humble pie shoved up my ass!!! Hahahahaha!! Loves it!! One girl also had the foresight to point out that the imagery I used was, in fact, a pecan pie and not a humble pie at all. Thanks, genius, I wasn't aware.
I was called a snot, a bitch, a mofo, and told to both "eat it" and go f**k myself! I was even dubbed "pecan/humble pie bitch" which is my own personal fave! I also seem to recall something about kissing a "hemroid" (sic) on Taylor Hicks' "plump ass" but I was laughing too hard to remember the quote exactly. They also called me an "SPer" which I can only assume is a "Soul Patrol" member. Hmm... not quite, but whatever.
The best part is that one of them commented to me that "name calling is immature".
So then one of the ringleaders brought up the brilliant idea to "spam the hell out of her blog". Replies she got included "is there a way? if so, I'm all over it!" and "there is a way to post a message about her bullshit rants. Just click on the "comments" link under the "article"" among others.
You've seen brilliance they posted. And boy were they proud of themselves!:
"I don't have a blogger acct so I had to leave an annonamous reply. Who the fuck said all that shit? What a bunch of shit."Hahaha. Sorry ladies. If someone would kindly inform me which Daughtry I should be screwing with, I'll get right on it. Thanks.
"I left an annoymous one too!! EVERYONE DO IT!"
"I left her a couple of tasteful messages"
"I left my name. So did skeezer! Go skeezer! She's gonna soon find out she's screwing with the wrong DAUGHTRY."
They didn't all comment though. Oh no. One refused to post because she was "tired of arguing with ignorant Hicks fans" and another was (hilariously) "afraid of what she might say". *guffaw*
I'm surprised I haven't gotten any death threats! I look forward to that for tomorrow. The words "Get a Life" never rang so true! All this hoopla over a 4 month old post! I feel like Perez Hilton!
Spam away, ladies. As they say, any publicity is good publicity. ;-)
Editor's Note: Looks like being booted from Idol wasn't the last time Chris has been shafted. Click here for the best photo montage ever. (via defamer)