Oh, for the love of God!
Please, if you know what's good for you, get thee to Keane's MySpace page to listen to the funniest, most brilliant thing ever!
Yes, that's right -- a mash up of Christina's Dirrty and Destiny's Child's Bootylicious, appropriately titled Dirrtylicious... sung. by. KEANE.
Now that I've heard my main man Tom Chaplin sing the lyrics "tight hip huggers, low for sure" (seemingly with a straight face) I can most certainly die a happy woman. And Tim and/or Richard in the background with the "Woo!" and the "Uh-oh" only makes it 1000 times better.
I'm dying over here.