Thursday, April 26, 2007

Why I Refuse to Buy Starburst Berries and Cream

Have you seen the commercial for these? I don't care if they were the most delicious things in the universe, and by eating one, you immediately lost 10 pounds, got a day off of work, and your skin cleared up. I will never eat them, just because they have the creepiest, most ridiculous commercial in history.

I'd like to have been a fly on the wall at the meeting when the advertising agency presented this to the Starburst people. Whoever was the one to say "Yes! This is exactly what we're looking for!" should not only be fired, but perhaps tarred and feathered as well.

The problem is, now that I've seen the commercial, I can't unsee it.

And this guy will live on in my nightmares for eternity.

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