Once again, he does not dissapoint:
Keane to Avoid Britney
Keane have revealed they turned down a request to write for Toxic singer Britney Spears.
Despite having collaborated with Gwen Stefani and the Pussycat Dolls, the boys drew the line at Brit, saying: "There are some things we definitely won't do."
Keyboardist Tim Rice-Oxley added: "We turned down Britney Spears. After the Gwen thing we were offered a lot of work. But both Gwen and Nicole from Pussycat Dolls are phenomenally talented, and we wouldn't want to start diluting that level of musical quality."
Oh dear, if it carries on like this Brit'll have to drag out the python again.
Yay! The best part is that, like with Ashlee, he blatantly slammed Britney for being the waste of space that she is, but in that charming British way.
"We wouldn't want to start diluting that level of musical quality."
(read: "She's a freaking train wreck and we're staying far, far away.")
Oh, how I love you, Tim.
Looks like someone just caught her VMA performance.