Oh 14, you've done it again.
So perhaps you might have heard this lil' bit of ridiculousness that Clay Aiken has gotten a 50 year-old woman pregnant.
So the woman was an executive producer on his latest album (which I actually have yet to buy, but very likely will) and despite the fact that he "stays at her home when he's in Los Angeles" the impregnation was apparently done by artificial insemination (the hell, you say!).
Yup, no hetero shenanigans here, folks.
Anyway, that's not what has me "Aiken with laughter" as this title so obnoxiously conveys. The root of that evil can be found at the brilliant Gallery of the Absurd, always a favourite of mine, by the fabulous artiste, 14.
Would you please behold this genius?
Try not to laugh. I dare you.
*Sigh* And to think I thought I'd be the one mothering his kids.
2005, where have you gone?